LRKade fanfic:

ender: “hey, you heard about dis ea stuff

Me: “guess so”

Enders game: “we need you 🫡”

Me: “oh ok, that’s sounds pretty cool man”

Lemming: “hi”

Me: *says hi

Absolute Cinema ✍️🔥

LRKade Fanfic pt2

David: “how are we gonna test these big servers?”

Ender: “idk lol”

Me: “what if, we expand the ea multiverse to people without ea to test it?” 

Ender: “hooooly shi-“

LRKade fanfic pt3

Ended: “hey guys”

Me: “hoooly shi- ”

Fan fic part 4:

(this dialogue better be next defrag)

GAIA: “oh no, the Orion is gonna hit into that moon! What are we gonna do!”

Me (6’10”): “what if the Orion, drifts” ✍️🔥🤯

Fan fic part 5

Captain: “we’re gonna crash again! What are we gonna do?!” 

Me: “what if the Orion, drifts?”

Absolute cinema ✍️🔥

Cue edit music

LRKade fanfic part 6:

me: scores goal

Ratson:has ea

Kids: *ragebait

It wasn’t fiction this time 😀

(Except for the part I scored)

Because of high demand: 

LRKade fanfic part 7:

“try not to gets scareds challenge”

“I was playing Orion drift, until I saws a shadows. Its was very scaries. It was a creature”

“Hey, I’m a creature, a feature creature” 👻👻👻

LRKade fanfic 8:

me: “maybe I’ll see what it’s like in oce”

Orion: is upside down

Altived and Ratson:eat me alive

LRKade fan fic part 9:

ratson redemption 🔥

The clock ticks down, sir dimwi shouts “MY EYELIDS BROKE AGAIN”

Ratson is just a rookie. 

He makes the shot.

He scores.

This is what defines the start of a legend 🔥